"Okay, just- you know. Checking. Trying to be a good bro." He prides himself on being a solid bro.
Though it does return all that anxiety to OH SHIT DATE WHAT DO in short order. "I haven't done this in forever, jesus. I think I forgot how. Shit they definitely don't tell you when you sign up with the military."
"Nah, purple's not really my color and and A symmetrical hemlines make my calves look fat." Don't. Don't ask.
"I used to have game. I used to be smooth. What happened?" The military, the project, and maybe he never had game. Maybe he was always hopeless.
Oh well, too late now.
"Thanks for the advice, man. I'll- not gonna lie I'm probably gonna call Wash. I think he's got some kind of baseline for this shit that's more recent than either of us."
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There's a brief pause.
"I would wear something else, however, were I you."
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Though it does return all that anxiety to OH SHIT DATE WHAT DO in short order. "I haven't done this in forever, jesus. I think I forgot how. Shit they definitely don't tell you when you sign up with the military."
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Guess who's gone on a date precisely never? This guy.
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Oh shit he didn't even BEGIN to think about that.
"...I may have asked on impulse. Tequila was involved."
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There. See how helpful he's being? He's a helper. There's a hint of a frown at the mention of tequila before he shrugs.
"It hardly matters now, does it?"
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"I used to have game. I used to be smooth. What happened?" The military, the project, and maybe he never had game. Maybe he was always hopeless.
Oh well, too late now.
"Thanks for the advice, man. I'll- not gonna lie I'm probably gonna call Wash. I think he's got some kind of baseline for this shit that's more recent than either of us."
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And without any further commentary, he disconnects abruptly.