"I am a jackass. I've just mellowed, trust me." Still it's kind of Sam to say and god, thinking of his Basic, Uni, or Teenaged years? Has him snorting with laughter into his mug. "Man- Delta can you bring up some holograms or something?"

Soothing green code flickers along the bottom corner of a nearbye screen before a full color hologram blinks into life. Skinny, gangly would be the right word, eyes too big for his face, mouth too big for anything, awkward in his skin, hair just long enough to be a bitch to style. "Behold: my larval state."